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"Baby Series 2"Written By: Karina Rating: PG Spoilers: None Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam Wing or the Characters from the series but the baby is mine. Many thanks to Dulin for her work as beta. Pairing: Heero + Pagan, Relena Notes: Challenge 30. Baby Series 2 #46. Takes place approximately two hours after Sugar Cubes And Life.
“Pig-headed, infuriating, moronic, headstrong idiot!” Pagan considered the virtues of hiking through a blizzard in search of a quieter and safer environment. He had known the Princess would fail but he had also known the futility of arguing with her. Heero rubbed the bridge of his nose. “I presume that means she was unsuccessful.” “I’ll rip every single white hair out of that stubborn head one at the time!” “I believe that to be an accurate assumption.” Pagan wondered if he wanted to deal with another Peacecraft tantrum. “Then I’ll start on the gold ones!” Heero stepped back to stand beside the man he had developed an abiding respect for. Pagan could undoubtedly impart insight into the young woman he had helped to rear. “Given his reputation did she honestly think it would be easy to convince him to be chipped?” “Then the silver hairs and for every one I pull I’ll tell him what a positive ass he is. Colour grading will be more fun than ripping it out by the roots in hanks!” “I believe Miss Relena was aware he might be difficult.” Pagan returned. “However, any future incidents may incur threats to his safety and the safety of others.” “Prick!” Heero scowled. “At least the blizzard has kept away foreign dignitaries. It is one thing for her to insult every man and his dog but another for her to insult the king in the hearing of strangers.” “Stupid dumb stubborn twit!” “Quite. The staff and resident dignitaries are after all accustomed to these outbursts.” “Stubborn bloody idiot and his stupid bloody ideas. What excuse can he come up with that actually makes sense? Ooohh! Will he never see reason?” Heero wondered if he wanted to step into her line of sight and Pagan did not seem keen to. “Perhaps it would be prudent to retire for tea?” he looked hopefully at Pagan. “Milliardo, you dumb jerk! It’s for your own good!” “I find myself wondering whether it is the brother or the sister who has the most fearsome reputation.” Pagan mused. “Peacecrafts are a stubborn breed but this latest generation seem to exceed the levels of the past. I believe pacifists are the most emotional of people.” “I could break the Ming vase over your stupid stubborn blonde head!” “Pacifists in general or specifically Peacecraft pacifists?” “Peacecrafts, young sir. Tea might be just the thing whilst we wait out this storm.” Heero frowned waiting for the next verbal volley and grew concerned as the silence lengthened. Relena had sounded as if she was winding up but perhaps she had actually been winding down? “I’m wondering if the storm has past?’ “I am inclined toward believing the lady may be gathering her second wind.” “She can be a little long winded.” Heero mused. “And Heero bloody Yuy had better kiss me before the night is out or I’ll start tearing out his hair too!” Pagan sniggered. “I believe the lady has a fearsome tongue.” End |
